I'm in cyberspace too!

I'm going in, somebody cover me...

It all started with simply tricking (fooling?) a hottie into dancing with me. I told the first guy to "look over there! No, really!" and he did (and I thought people that stupid were only in Saturday morning cartoons we watched as kids!), giving me the life-changing couple of seconds I needed to invite the girl out on the floor to dance with me. Looking back on that moment after being married to the hottie 15 years now, I think the heavens themselves shook their heads in disbelief that I actually pulled it off. I was neither smart nor handsome, just, resourceful.